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General Information Of Uttarkashi

Total Area: 8.2 sq kms(city area)
Total Population: 2,40,000 (1991census)
Altitude: 1,550 Mts. From the sea level
Temperature: 27.5?C in Summer
- 8to -12?C Degree in Winter
Location - On the bank of Bhagirathi
Clothing: Summer- Cottons/ light woolen, Winter - Heavy woolen
Languages: Hindi, English and Garhwali
STD Code : 01374

Facts Of District Uttarkashi
Total geographical Area - 8016.00 sq. Kms.
Total Population: 2,39,710 (1991census)
Literacy - Male 68.74 % , Female - 23.57 % (approx.)
Total Literacy - 47.23% (approx.)
Police Stations - 7
Post Office - 124
Telephone Connections - 2000 (approx.)
No.Of Schools,Colleges and Institutions -872 (approx.)
Total tehsils - 4
Community Development Blocks - 6
Total towns - 3
Total villages 686

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Horse power
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse named Benny.




The man asked for help. The farmer said Benny could pull his car out. So he backed Benny up and hitched Benny to the man's car bumper.




Then he yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull."


Benny didn't move.




Then he yelled, "Come on, pull Ranger."


Still, Benny didn't move.




Then he yelled really loud, "Now pull, Fred, pull hard."


Benny just stood.




Then the farmer nonchalantly said,


"Okay, Benny, pull."




Benny pulled the car out of the ditch.




The man was very appreciative but curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.




The farmer said, "Oh, Benny is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling he wouldn't even try."
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