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General Information Of Nainital

Total Area: 11.73 sq. kms.
Total Population: 30,951 (1991 Census)
Altitude: 1938 Mts. (From the sea level)
Temperature:-
23-28 Degree in Summer
08-10 Degree in Winter
Clothing :
Summer- Cottons/ light woolens (some times)
Winter - Heavy Woolens
Languages : Hindi, English and Kumaoni.

Jokes

20 dollars

Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself.
He says "Oh, no. Now my wife will kill me".

His friend says "Don't worry. Just tuck a twenty dollar bill in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill".

So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.

Eventually he reels home and his wife starts to give him a bad time.

"You reek of alcohol and you've thrown up all over yourself, my God you're disgusting" etc.

Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, he says, "Wait. It's not what you think. I only had one drink, but this man was sick on me. He'd obviously had one too many, or else he just couldn't hold his liquor. He was very sorry and he gave me twenty dollars for the cleaning bill. Look in my breast pocket."

She looks in his breast pocket and says, "But this is forty dollars".

"Ah, yes." says the man. "He pee'd in my trousers too".

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