Pahari Music
Watch the latest videos, songs. thousands of kumaoni and garhwali songs. Playlist of hit pahari songs.
Search or Listen songs here
Uttarakhand Community
join Uttaranchal Community, make friends, publish your photos, blog, poll, articles, songs, videos, chat with your friends and family members.
Join Community, Make Friends
Travel Partner's
Uttaranchal Online is looking for Travel Partners. If you are a Travel Agents, Hotel Owner or a Travel House.
Join our Travel Partner Program.
General Information Of Almora

Total Area: 11.9sq.kms. (city area)
Total Population: 53.507 (1991census)
Altitude: 1646 mts. From the sea level
Temperature:
25-29 Degree in Summer
08-14 Degree in Winter
Rainfall: Average 828mm(33'')
Clothing: Summer- Cottons/ light woolen, Winter - Heavy woolen
Languages: Hindi, English and Kumauni

Some facts Of Almora
Society :Mixed ( Major Hindu)
Literacy: More than 60%
Education : govt. and publick Schools , Co-edu is availabe in Private Schools
Cuisine: spicey food , majority of the people are non- vegetarians .
Tradational Food : Daal , Roti, Rice, Subji, etc..

Jokes
 
Don't confuse mac's with PC's
An unfailingly polite lady called to ask for help with a Windows installation that had gone terribly wrong.




Customer: "I brought my Windows disks from work to install them on my


home computer." (Training stresses that we are "not the Soft-ware Police," so I let the little act of piracy slide.)


Tech Support: "Umm-hmm. What happened?"


Customer: "As I put each disk in it turns out they weren't initialized."




Tech Support: "Do you remember the message exactly, ma'am?"


Customer:(proudly) "I wrote it down. 'This is not a Macintosh disk. Would you like to initialize it'?"


Tech Support: "Er, what happened next?"


Customer: "After they were initialized all the disks appeared to be blank. And now I brought them back to work, and I can't read them in the A: drive; the PC wants to format them. And this is our only set of Windows disks for the whole office. Did I do something wrong?"
Jokes Category
Animal Jokes
Bar jokes
Blonde jokes
Bumper stickers
Computer jokes
Farmers
Gender
Holiday jokes
Insults
Kids jokes
Lawyer jokes
Medical jokes
Misc
One liners
People
Political
Redneck
Relationships
Sports
Work jokes
Yo Mamma
Computer jokes
10 signs your an Internet geek
Bill Gates in Hell
99' little bugs in the code
Computer Terminology
History of the Internet
Not another virus
Microsoft tech drafted
Problems printing yellow
Don't confuse mac's with PC's
Computer class fun