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Corbett National Park
Stretched Area: 520 Sq. Kms. Altitude: Between 400 Mts. and 1,210 Mts. above the sea level Species Found: Of Animals:- Leopard, Leopard cat, Elephant, Porcupine, Chital, Fishing cat, Himalayan black Bear, Dhole, Yellow-throated Morten, Barking deerand , Spotted Deer, Pythone and many more. Of Birds:- Osprey, Crested Serpent Eeagle, Blackwinged Kite, Shikra, Pallas's Fishing Eagle, Spotted Eagle, Minivets, Shrikes, Babblers and many more. Best Time To Visit: Round the year Transportation Available By Air :Nearest airport is Pant Nagar in Nainital, Distance 130 Kms. By Rail:Nearest railway station is Ramnagar, Haldwani, Udham singh Nagar and kathgodam, All at a distance of less than 50 Kms. By Road : Well connected by Delhi, Lucknow, Dehradun, Haridwar etc.
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*** VIRUS ALERT ***
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes" delete it immediately. Do not open it! It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetises the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.
It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
It will re-calibrate your refrigerator's coolness settings so all your ice cream melts and your milk curdles.
It will program your phone autodial to call only your mother-in-law's number.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
It will drink all your beer.
It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company.
Its radioactive emissions will cause your toe jam and bellybutton fuzz (be honest, you have some) to migrate behind your ears.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.
It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye.
It will give you Dutch Elm Disease and Tinea.
It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly change theinterpretations of key sentences.
If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows95 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, but it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
It will replace all your luncheon meat with Spam.
It will molecularly rearrange your cologne or perfume, causing it to smell like dill pickles.
It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.