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General Information Of Almora

Total Area: 11.9sq.kms. (city area)
Total Population: 53.507 (1991census)
Altitude: 1646 mts. From the sea level
Temperature:
25-29 Degree in Summer
08-14 Degree in Winter
Rainfall: Average 828mm(33'')
Clothing: Summer- Cottons/ light woolen, Winter - Heavy woolen
Languages: Hindi, English and Kumauni

Some facts Of Almora
Society :Mixed ( Major Hindu)
Literacy: More than 60%
Education : govt. and publick Schools , Co-edu is availabe in Private Schools
Cuisine: spicey food , majority of the people are non- vegetarians .
Tradational Food : Daal , Roti, Rice, Subji, etc..

Jokes
 
airplane ride
A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.
"$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot.

"That's too much," said the farmer.

The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10."

The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man."

"Maybe so," said the farmer, "But I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out."
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